The president has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet.

Our leadership class's real accomplishment is résumé padding.

How ridiculous! You're going to have the first black president apologize for slavery?

Those who can do. Those who can't form a supercommittee.

The best reason to diminish social programs is not to put more money in people's pockets but to put more responsibility in people's pockets.

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. How do you get away from it? Improvise.