When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

[We] assume that social progress is like technological progress: one cannot uninvent the internal combustion engine, so how could one uninvent liberty?

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

CNN? Oh, that's that network with Larry King, who, like the Son of Sam, is a native of Brooklyn. Used to be owned by Ted Turner, who, like the Cincinnati Strangler, is a native of Cincinnati. Now part of Time Warner, founded by the Warner Brothers, the oldest of whom, Harry Warner, like many Auschwitz guards, was a native of Poland.

Hollywood gave us far more Muslim terrorists in the Eighties and Nineties than it has since 9/11.

Question: How much do you have to invest in the future before you've spent it and no longer have one?

Big government makes small citizens.