This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

The church is always trying to get other people to reform, it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.