Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.

The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.

...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.