The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry.

The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.