The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.
Talent without work is useless, thank God
Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.
What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.