Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

That is their way, those plagues, those scientists - peg, peg, peg - dig, dig, dig - plod, plod, plod. I wish I could catch a cargo of them for my place; it would be an economy. Yes, for years, you see. They never give up. Patience, hope, faith, perseverance; it is the way of all the breed.