It is the will of God that we must have critics, and missionaries, and Congressmen, and humorists, and we must bear the burden. Meantime, I seem to have been drifting into criticism myself. But that is nothing. At the worst, criticism is nothing more than a crime, and I am not unused to that.
Mark TwainNever knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.
Mark TwainCivilization largely consists in hiding human nature. When the barbarian learns to hide it we account him enlightened.
Mark Twain