A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks - in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier.

Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

The joy of killing! the joy of seeing killing done - these are traits of the human race at large.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man's work.