A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late-and the latter agrees with me best.

I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.

Never do wrong when people are looking.

To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.