Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.
Mark TwainYou take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
Mark TwainThe idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.
Mark Twain