Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.

Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.