The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.
Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.
The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.
To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.