Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

I never write "metropolis" for seven cents when I can write "city" and get paid the same.

We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.