Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

We all belong to the nasty stinking little human race, & of course it is not nice for God's beloved vermin to scoff at each other... Oh, we are a nasty little lot-& to think there are people who would like to save us & continue us. It won't happen if I have any influence.

Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.

First catch your Boer, then kick him.

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life, the crippling of thousands with its fireworks, and the burning down of property. It is not only sacred to patriotism and universal freedom, but to the surgeon, the undertaker, the insurance offices - and they are working it for all it is worth.