I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life.

Because you don't learn anything unless you can find the patience to read. TV takes that away from you. It robs you from your mind.

A REASSURING ANNOUNCEMENT Please, be calm, despite that previous threat. I am all bluster - I am not violent. I am not malicious. I am a result.

Only in today's sick society can a man be persecuted for reading too many books.

She was a girl with a mountain to climb.

He killed himself for wanting to live.

You might argue that I make the rounds no matter what year it is, but sometimes the human race likes to crank things up a little. They increase the production of bodies and their escaping souls.