If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I've got to get out.

It's the hardest thing in the world to accept a 'little' success and leave it that way.

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.

We make up any excuse to preserve myths about people we love, but the reverse is also true; if we dislike an individual we adamantly resist changing our opinion, even when somebody offers proof of his decency, because it's vital to have myths about both the gods and devils in our lives.

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

The four pillars of wisdom that support journalistic endeavors are: lies, stupidity, money-grubbing, and ethical irresponsibility.

If the expenditure of money for entertainment in America is any indication of taste, clearly the majority of us are addicted to trash.