An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.

I had to read Wuthering Heights for English and I never enjoyed a book in all my life as much as that one.

Hollywood is run by Jews, it is owned by Jews.

George Bernard Shaw said that thinking was the greatest of all human endeavors, but I would say that feeling was. Allowing yourself to feel things, to feel love or wrath, hatred, rage.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

I thank you for not snoring.

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.