I only mean forty per cent of what I say.

Too much success can ruin you as surely as too much failure.

It really don't matter what you're thinking about, as long as you're thinking about something.

An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle.

Regret is useless in life. It's in the past. All we have is now.