Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. But if there is someone who is convinced that Jack Nicholson and I are lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing.

Acting is an empty and useless profession.

‎We only have so many faces in our pockets

People around me never say anything. They just seem to want to hear what I have to say. That's why I do all the talking.

It's a long climb up Fools' Hill.

The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus or squid.

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.