I always feel that the best roles are written for white guys.

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble.

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

I want to do literally everything. I think I was gifted... I inherited one of the best comedy visionaries as a director.

'Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, 'Oh crap, this could really happen to me.'

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.