I always feel that the best roles are written for white guys.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

I was 160lbs when I started and I went up to 195lbs. There were no steroids. But it was hard work, dedication, hitting the gym. You kind of see it.

Whatever role I do, I've got to do the work. It all starts with the body. Get that ready and everything else follows.

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.