Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

Conspiracy! Intrigue! A rapidly thickening plot! Add some bestiality and a lecherous priest and I'd say you have the beginnings of a beautiful novel.

Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.

Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever change.

The debility to which Nature condemned women incontestably proves that her design is for man, who then more than ever enjoys his strength, to exercise it in all the violent forms that suit him best, by means of tortures, if he be so inclined, or worse.

Virtue can procure only an imaginary happiness; true felicity lies only in the senses, and virtue gratifies none of them.