Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.
I had no agenda in writing this play except expressing myself. . . . It later occurred to me that I was not only announcing things to my family; I was announcing it to the world. Of course, if the play had been a flop, only my family would have known.
In spring a young mans fancy turns to a fancy young man.
If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.