Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog is so excited, she has explosive diarrhea. I truly could not be more thankful to the Emmy voters for including me in this brilliant company of extraordinary women. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up an enormous amount of dog poop out of my shower. Yay!

I wouldnt say Malkovich is totally insane, but hes not living in the real world. Hes living in his world, which is a fine world to live in apparently.

I am a United States citizen and I vote.

I hate those people who say 'I don't own a television' - I own one and I watch it whenever I can.

I live like a crazy old pack rat.

I feel comfortable in the presence of oddity. Probably because I'm a little bit odd.

A lot of people in this country right now are living with multiple generations under one roof, struggling to make ends meet.