Of course I know how to roll a joint.

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

As you would expect, the loss of freedom and the lack of privacy are extremely difficult... I want you to know that I am well. I am safe, fit and healthy.

I have sometimes, probably, forgotten - and I know I have - to pat the back of someone or said thank you enough times or maybe even once sometimes I wish I were perfect. I wish I were just the nicest, nicest, nicest person on Earth. But I am a business person.If I were a man no one would ever say that I was arrogant.

I record my radio show, and my staff makes me a nice lunch in the kitchen, usually fish - whatever's freshest and line-caught - and a salad. I drink water and herbal tea, a blend of catnip, elderberry, and horehound.

I really do have rules for running and managing a business that have never been formalized before.

I can keep learning about all the different technologies. It's my most telling characteristic. I'm interested in trying anything new.