Bloggers create kind of a popularity. But they are not the experts, and we have to understand that.

I always thought I would be a teacher. And I think I actually lived up to my initial dreams, because what I do now is teach millions and millions of people many different kinds of things.

I record my radio show, and my staff makes me a nice lunch in the kitchen, usually fish - whatever's freshest and line-caught - and a salad. I drink water and herbal tea, a blend of catnip, elderberry, and horehound.

I never pay attention to age or gender. There are just too many other more important things to consider.

The cocktail party is probably America's greatest contribution to the world of entertaining.

I don't even like firing people. I don't think I've ever said, 'You're fired' to anybody.

I'm very inspired by nature - you could say Mother Nature. I look at things around me and get all kinds of inspiration daily.