When I got married and had a child and went to work, my day was all day, all night. You lose your sense of balance. That was in the late '60s, '70s, women went to work, they went crazy. They thought the workplace was much more exciting than the home. They thought the family could wait. And you know what? The family can't wait. And women have now found that out. It all has to do with women, or the homemaker leaving the home and realizing that where they've gone is not as fabulous, or as rewarding, or as self-fulfilling as the balance between the workplace and the home place.

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman.

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time.

I want you to know that I am innocent - and that I will fight to clear my name.