Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.

Spare the person but lash the vice.

Hidden evils are most dreaded.

Life consists not merely in existing, but in enjoying health.

What's a wretched man? A man whom no man pleases.

Life's not just about being alive, but being well.

Life is not merely to be alive, but to be well.