Gifts are like fish-hooks; for who is not aware that the greedy char is deceived by the fly which he swallows?
MartialYou complain, friend Swift, of the length of my epigrams, but you yourself write nothing. Yours are shorter.
MartialYou give me nothing during your life, but you promise to provide for me at your death. If you are not a fool, you know what I wish for!
Martial