If fame is to come only after death, I am in no hurry for it.
You'll get no laurel crown for outrunning a burrow.
Life is not merely to be alive, but to be well.
Nothing is more ill-timed than an ill-timed laugh.
A novice always behaves with propriety.
Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.