My belief is that everything that's written about you is actually secondary showbiz nonsense, and you shouldn't take any notice of it.

Laughter always forgives.

Don't I ever do anything else but take soulful walks down the Bayswater Road, I thought, as I walked soulfully down the Baywater Road.

These are the Seven Deadly Sins: Avarice, Envy, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Sloth. These are the seven deadly sins: venality, paranoia, insecurity, excess, carnality, contempt, boredom.

Love is an abstract noun, something nebulous. And yet love turns out to be the only part of us that is solid, as the world turns upside down and the screen goes black.

When success happens to an English writer, he acquires a new typewriter. When success happens to an American writer, he acquires a new life.

So I am lonely, but not alone, like everybody else.