If you listen carefully to Rick Santorum, he sounds more like Stalin than Pope Innocent III.

Upon further reflection, and after meeting with the President of MSNBC, I have tendered my resignation. It is my sincere hope that all of my colleagues, at this special network, will be allowed to focus on the issues that matter without the distraction of myself or my ill-judged comments.

A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation in jeopardy?

It was a challenging experience. I'm looking forward to a break.

If somebody's not prepared to answer the question, you can keep asking

The children don't wear their masks at home and in controlled surroundings.

It's terrible. How can we tell the world who the real Michael Jackson is?