I can't choose whether someone is offended by my actions. I can choose whether I care.

Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.

Never in the annals of software engineering was so much owed by so many to so few lines of code

When you actually sit down to write some code, you learn things that you didn't get from thinking about them in modeling terms...there is a feedback process there that you can only really get at from executing some things and seeing what works

I can't choose whether someone is offended by my actions. I can choose whether I care.

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed

The biggest issue on software teams is making sure everyone understands what everyone else is doing.