I have a very extreme state of mind. Things are very black or very white.

Most actors are either a shower of bloody scruffs or think they should dress like Hamlet off stage.

If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale.

I look like the man in the moon.

Name anything - high-definition TV, computer obsolescence - and I'm pretty much annoyed by it.

Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.

I've got a stag weekend coming up and I've said I'm not doing anything more than a few drinks. I won't have it. I'll go home and watch Antiques Roadshow.