I would wear a full-length cape if I could get away with it - I do love a good swirl in a fog.
I was probably cool around the end of 2002.
Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.
I've always got my eye on my deathbed.
The great thing about getting older is that you learn not to care about being cool. I'm happy with who I am, I know what I like and I can't see myself changing… not for a little while, at least.
Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?