When I wear jeans I want to look like a man, not a child.

Not all Peter Greenaway's stuff is sequential, narrative story. Some of it is like an art installation and I'm not particularly interested in being in an art installation to be honest. I'm interested in the story.

You could say I'm a mod, but with a small 'm'; I don't wear a parka, but I do question what I wear and what I listen to, which is what it's all about.

Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.

I was probably cool around the end of 2002.

The one thing I've found is that someone always knows more than you do, including your babies. There are loads of things people presume I know about that I don't.

Comedy can't be about continuous success.