People misunderstand me.
True heroics, obviously, is not the absence of fear, but having that fear and doing something anyway.
Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.
I've got a stag weekend coming up and I've said I'm not doing anything more than a few drinks. I won't have it. I'll go home and watch Antiques Roadshow.
My idea of a good night out is staying in.
When I wear jeans I want to look like a man, not a child.