Wealth is the smallest thing on earth, the least gift that God has bestowed on mankind.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
We need to hear the Gospel every day, because we forget it every day.
God is a blank sheet upon which nothing is found but what you yourself have written.
The devil won't stay where there is music.
Therefore the blind Jews are truly stupid fools.