There are two days in my calendar: This day and that Day.

Therefore be on your guard against the Jews, knowing that wherever they have their synagogues, nothing is found but a den of devils in which sheer self-glory, conceit, lies, blasphemy, and defaming of God and men are practiced most maliciously and veheming his eyes on them.

Adam and Eve derived the fullness of joy and bliss from their contemplation of all the animal creatures.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.

Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?

I myself saw and touched at Dessay, a child of this sort, which had no human parents, but had proceeded from the Devil. He was twelve years old, and, in outward form, exactly resembled ordinary children.