We should throw the Epistle of James out of this school.

Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?

True humility does not know that it is humble. If it did, it would be proud from the contemplation of so fine a virtue.

What harm would it do, if a man told a good strong lie for the sake of the good and for the Christian church ... a lie out of necessity, a useful lie, a helpful lie, such lies would not be against God, he would accept them.

I'd rather see heaven crash from the skies than one grain of God's truth die.

Here is the truly Christian life, here is faith really working by love, when a man applies himself with joy and love to the works of that freest servitude in which he serves others voluntarily and for nought, himself abundantly satisfied in the fulness and riches of his own faith.

No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as is done in popedom; but if a cross or tribulation come upon him, then let him suffer it patiently, and know that it is good and profitable for him.