Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death.

Faith is a free surrenderand a joyous wager on the unseen, unknown, untested goodness of God.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Indeed, to spur your Baal to action, I will taunt and challenge you ... to create as much as a single frog in the name and by the power of free choice, though the heathen and ungodly magicians in Egypt were able to create many.... I will not set you the heavy task of creating lice, which they could not produce either

Christians are rare people on earth.

Come, let us sing a psalm, and drive away the devil.

A man cannot do good before he is made good.