If anyone could have gained heaven as a monk, then I would indeed have been among them.
Martin LutherIt is pleasing to the dear God whenever thou rejoicest or laughest from the bottom of thy heart.
Martin LutherSpare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well.
Martin LutherWhoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Martin Luther