The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?
I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to make sure that I am at least trying to weigh myself down, that there's a challenge each time.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good