I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

I had a teacher in art school who said something about the only works he really enjoyed seeing or found much in were works where he had a sense that a discovery was made in the course of making this object. I like to hold to that as my marching orders.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.