If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.

First they went after the Communists, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Communist. Then they went after the homosexuals and infirm, and I did not stand up, because I was neither. Then they went after the Jews, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Jew. Then they went after the Catholics, and I did not stand up, because I was Protestant. Finally, they went after me, and there was no one left to stand up for me.

When Hitler came for the Jews... I was not a Jew, therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the Catholics, I was not a Catholic, and therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the unions and the industrialists, I was not a member of the unions and I was not concerned. Then, Hitler attacked me and the Protestant church - and there was nobody left to be concerned.

Ask the first man you meet what he means by defending freedom, and he'll tell you privately he means defending the standard of living.

If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

If you're not living I mean really living, you're dead already.

For it is, and must remain, the case that we must obey God rather than man.