Disaster is around the corner. It is, it's lurking, it's incredibly negative. Am I thinking about the bad times ahead? Jesus, no. I've got to remain positive, I'm going to fight this negativity!

Just when you feel like hauling him off and strangling hin, he gets some goal out of nowhere.

Ken Bates is a football cretin.

I don't think I'll ever calm down. I'm afraid that's me. Honestly, I'll just take one massive big 'woof' and I shall be gone. Heart - gone!

My youth coach told me he'd got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don't want to know, because by the time they're 18 I'll be dead.

I felt that we couldn't win the game. It was absolutely shocking.

You cannot afford to rely on history, you have to make it.