I'm not a one-sex person, and yet I hate the term bisexual. It sounds creepy to me, and I don't think I'm creepy. There are times when I feel downright romantic.

I'm an American. You can't go on where you were born. If you do then John McEnroe would be a German.

I hit some great shots in my lifetime; now I hit a decent shot and I get a standing ovation.

Lady' is an opinion; 'woman' is a fact.

I think retirement beats the heck out of life after death, that's for sure.

People who are rich want to be richer, but what's the difference? The toys get different, that's all. The rich guys buy a football team, the poor guys buy a football. It's all relative.

The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.