Reading keeps you from going ga-ga.

Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet...it's a tuba among the flutes.

His writings have made me his friend.

What on earth did you say to Isola? She stopped in on her way to pick up Pride and Prejudice and to berate me for never telling her about Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy. Why hadn't she known there were better love stories around? Stories not riddled with ill-adjusted men, anguish, death and graveyards!

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs.

Moses: God or crowd control?!?