I don't want to be married just to be married.
I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.
Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way since then.
In a good mood I call my hair Chestnut with Gold Glints. In a bad mood, I call it mousy brown
His writings have made me his friend.
People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs.