But gratitude would not have me love you as I do. Love was inspired by what you are - the good, the bad, and even the foolish, which is what you're being right now.

we all grow up thinking our parents found us under cabbage leaves and that sex didn't exist before our personal coming-of-age.

I love Christmas. A time to slow down and enjoy life and be with my family and friends. In busy years, it keeps me sane. In bad years, it makes me feel whole again.

I've always thought of this city as Disneyland for adults. ... There's no danger of Las Vegas expiring from an excess of good taste.

Parents and children were put on earth to give each other grief. You were my punishment for how I behaved to my own father. And I'll have my revenge when you have children of your own.

What one loves in childhood stays in the heart forever.

Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures.