I went to art school for fine art and then I started doing performance art, and then I started making fun of performance art, and it turned into comedy.

When you go to auditions, pretend you already have the job and you're just presenting - almost like you're at the table read. Don't go in with an air of, 'Please like me,' or, 'Please hire me.' You're like, 'Here's my take on it. Take it or leave it. I've got a lot of other things to do today.'

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I'm not married and I don't think that's going to work out for me. I'm not even bitter, I'm just exhausted.

There is always the personal, simple happiness that doesn't happen.

It always surprised me that I was getting acting work.

I like America. I think it's pretty cool.