I went to art school for fine art and then I started doing performance art, and then I started making fun of performance art, and it turned into comedy.

I like America. I think it's pretty cool. I got into acting to avoid politics of any sort, and so I could remain in a fantasy world.

I'm not married and I don't think that's going to work out for me. I'm not even bitter, I'm just exhausted.

I don't think my acting was ever bad; I always knew that I could do it. But when you go to audition for a drama, they're very serious in the room, and I was used to being kind of goofy and having small talk.

I don't mean to give performance art a bad name or anything; I think there are people that are legit. I think I just got frustrated painting - I love painting; I actually tried to be an artist, but it's sensitive, and then you have an object. And what do you do with that object? And then repeat and repeat, blah blah blah.

I've been a weirdo since I was a kid.

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