I don't think my acting was ever bad; I always knew that I could do it. But when you go to audition for a drama, they're very serious in the room, and I was used to being kind of goofy and having small talk.

I have to paint at least two times a week, and there's not enough time in the day to do everything.

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There is always the personal, simple happiness that doesn't happen.

I went to art school for fine art and then I started doing performance art, and then I started making fun of performance art, and it turned into comedy.

I don't think my acting was ever bad; I always knew that I could do it. But when you go to audition for a drama, they're very serious in the room, and I was used to being kind of goofy and having small talk.

To really be on stage and not know what you're going to say, and to be able to say something that makes people laugh, or do something that's sort of abstract or off the beaten path and have people connect to it by just putting your ideas together, that really makes me happy.