If you’re looking for hope and change, you’ll find a lot of both in the direction of Rome. It’s the best kind of hope because it offers forever and the best kind of change because it happens in your own life.

The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it.

The problem with Keith Ellison's message and what you all are saying - and I - and I respect what you're saying because we have been there - is - and another irony of this campaign - is that Barack Obama always won astronomically on his own, but he has completely devastated the party. He's lost the Senate, the House, 30 governorships, over 900 legislatures.

Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close.

When I walk down the boardwalk,people stop me and say, 'Oh, your house is the one that glows.

The first thing [Donald Trump] is going to do is roll back the fiat executive orders that were unconstitutional.