Quit demagoguing. It's not true.

Bill Clinton was giving the Clinton campaign the best advice.

[Donald Trump] has had the good judgment and common sense to get back with all these people, who have written the legislation already.

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close.

For those of us who have been disgruntled conservatives, who have watched the last successive tsunami at midterms and such, where Republicans were given majorities in both chambers and did little with it, this [Donald Trump win] was no surprise to us.

If you’re looking for hope and change, you’ll find a lot of both in the direction of Rome. It’s the best kind of hope because it offers forever and the best kind of change because it happens in your own life.

Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.